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yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

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onlypaintonthewall:

Sext.

onlypaintonthewall:

Sext.

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

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Anonymous: Do you know what to do with that big fat butt

confirmance:

sit it down in church and praise the lord

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cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

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snakemating:

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”,…

Anonymous: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

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digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

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