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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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proteesi:

 

proteesi:

 

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sovietunions:

One thing I never do is write a rough draft. It’s all or nothing. Go big or go home.

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

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nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

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some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahammy:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

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nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

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hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

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bodysrock:

friends who have hot older brothers

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