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mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

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pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 


too late, Justin bieber already does

pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 

too late, Justin bieber already does

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

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rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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onlylolgifs:

Bug workout

onlylolgifs:

Bug workout

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tiredestprincess:

DELETE THIS..

tiredestprincess:

DELETE THIS..

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

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njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

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Bruh

Bruh

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world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

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